rosswoodpark:

xenomorphish:

 

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  



I hate to break it to you but this is most definitely not a sea otter

rosswoodpark:

xenomorphish:

 

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

I hate to break it to you but this is most definitely not a sea otter

(via ismellaslewofthem)

dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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(via pizza)

sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

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(via thefuuuucomics)

saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

(via pizza)

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

(Source: musical-ofethics, via ismellaslewofthem)

theballetblog:

Rehearsal at the BolshoiPhotograph by Misha Friedman.

theballetblog:

Rehearsal at the Bolshoi
Photograph by Misha Friedman.

(via whitegirlblog)

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

(via oliviapants)

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: emoij, via pizza)