my eyes have been opened

(Source: twentyyearshasgonesofast, via thats-so-meme)


seven days without a pun makes one weak

(Source: firefoxed, via pizza)


200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via pizza)


so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

(via manda)

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Mondays are fine. Its your life that sucks.

Ricky Gervais  (via w-ildfires)

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whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

…who was probably defintely as high as a kite

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if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via pizza)


when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via pizza)