brarakat:

my eyes have been opened

(Source: twentyyearshasgonesofast, via thats-so-meme)

cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

(Source: firefoxed, via pizza)

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via pizza)

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

(via manda)

(Source: heytinafey, via manda)

Mondays are fine. Its your life that sucks.

Ricky Gervais  (via w-ildfires)

(Source: supermodelgif, via pizza)

teamfreewifi:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

…who was probably defintely as high as a kite

(Source: tatmass, via notjustendured)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via pizza)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via pizza)