taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

"pregnancy scan"

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floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

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Why is it that old wives tales are called old wives tales

amazinglyamazingfabulousness:

When old men’s tales are called religion and philosophy?

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book one: professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two: professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three: professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four: professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five: professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six: professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven: professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

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disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

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nickelbeach:

mkmeow
nickelbeach:

Edgy. #thegreatroomcleanout

nickelbeach:

Edgy. #thegreatroomcleanout