HAKUNA MA’VODKA

it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via regenapplaus)

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roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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punklean:

when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”

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unit03:

when am i gonna be scouted by a modelling agency? asking for a friend

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Anonymous said: how's school?

peachy, anon, just peachy. 

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

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nickelbeach:

same