i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

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tastefullyoffensive:

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karkaties:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

yep im just laying here

not gonna stop laying here

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davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

  • ur cute n beautiful
  • you never have to go to college
  • ur parents dont judge u
  • ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
  • whats a gender
  • u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

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